Lays

Dear Diary,

 

I ate a bag of Lay’s today. Felt like shit afterwards – like I was losing my abs and wanting to “tuck it in”. It was that weird physiological feeling after eating something bad.

 

Disturbing. 

 

Please, let’s stick to proper breakfast next time.

 

Sincerely,

Me

circa 05/09/2014

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